| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1036 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #120 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #434 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #161 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #565 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #5 | doll-eye amulet | 30 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #166 | festive sausage | 16 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #147 | holiday cheese log | 16 |
| #117 | incense bath ball | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #142 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #308 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #208 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 4 |
| #532 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #76 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #88 | petit 4.1 | 7 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #438 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #360 | white rice | 2 |