| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #614 | Amulet of Yendor | 29 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #378 | Boss Bat britches | 37 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #493 | Goodfella contract | 37 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #479 | badass belt | 94 |
| #765 | bag of airline peanuts | 36 |
| #4 | big stick | 5,001 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #344 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 32 |
| #741 | clown hammer | 33 |
| #4 | crowbarrr | 5,646 |
| #702 | defective skull | 25 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #438 | encoder ring | 37 |
| #677 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 39 |
| #967 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #856 | jazz soap | 27 |
| #699 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #5 | kneecapping stick | 7,233 |
| #726 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 37 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #17 | oversized pipe | 1,211 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #672 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 33 |
| #812 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 32 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | pool cue | 2,014 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rubber emo roe | 1,347 |
| #4 | sack of doorknobs | 605 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #173 | stainless steel scarf | 15 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1376 | useless powder | 12 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1174 | whoopie cushion | 15 |
| #816 | wind-up chattering teeth | 34 |
| #651 | x-ray specs | 26 |
| #882 | yellow candy heart | 8 |
| #775 | yellow snowcone | 41 |