| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #1234 | Angry Farmer candy | 20 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #334 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 13 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #248 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 61 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #247 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #14 | blood of the Wereseal | 200 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #312 | booty chest charrrm | 19 |
| #207 | brick of sand | 9 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #390 | cannonball charrrm | 11 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #557 | cold ninja mask | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | crystallized memory | 6 |
| #170 | dented harmonica | 14 |
| #388 | didgeridooka | 6 |
| #1080 | disco mask | 9 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #193 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #183 | dusty left first front claw | 2 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #188 | dusty left third rear claw | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #193 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #181 | dusty right second front claw | 2 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right tenth rib | 2 |
| #185 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #126 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #187 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #190 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #181 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #276 | evil golden arches | 2 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #597 | flaregun | 10 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #452 | grumpy old man charrrm | 3 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #288 | knob bugle | 2 |
| #729 | leather mask | 2 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #20 | spiky turtle shield | 4 |
| #16 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 5 |
| #1341 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #985 | wolf mask | 3 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |