| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #1234 | Angry Farmer candy | 20 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #335 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 13 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #248 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 61 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #249 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #14 | blood of the Wereseal | 200 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #312 | booty chest charrrm | 19 |
| #208 | brick of sand | 9 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #390 | cannonball charrrm | 11 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #558 | cold ninja mask | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | crystallized memory | 6 |
| #173 | dented harmonica | 14 |
| #389 | didgeridooka | 6 |
| #1085 | disco mask | 9 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #194 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #184 | dusty left first front claw | 2 |
| #302 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #189 | dusty left third rear claw | 2 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #194 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #182 | dusty right second front claw | 2 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right tenth rib | 2 |
| #187 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #127 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #187 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #191 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #182 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #276 | evil golden arches | 2 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #597 | flaregun | 10 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #452 | grumpy old man charrrm | 3 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #289 | knob bugle | 2 |
| #730 | leather mask | 2 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #20 | spiky turtle shield | 4 |
| #16 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 5 |
| #1346 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4313 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #986 | wolf mask | 3 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |