| #912 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #1233 | Angry Farmer candy | 20 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #335 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 13 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #248 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 61 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #249 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #13 | blood of the Wereseal | 200 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #312 | booty chest charrrm | 19 |
| #207 | brick of sand | 9 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #389 | cannonball charrrm | 11 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #558 | cold ninja mask | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | crystallized memory | 6 |
| #174 | dented harmonica | 14 |
| #389 | didgeridooka | 6 |
| #1088 | disco mask | 9 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #194 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #186 | dusty left first front claw | 2 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #190 | dusty left third rear claw | 2 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #195 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #182 | dusty right second front claw | 2 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #187 | dusty right tenth rib | 2 |
| #187 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #127 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #188 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #191 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #182 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #277 | evil golden arches | 2 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #597 | flaregun | 10 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #452 | grumpy old man charrrm | 3 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #290 | knob bugle | 2 |
| #731 | leather mask | 2 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #20 | spiky turtle shield | 4 |
| #17 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 5 |
| #1348 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #5711 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5737 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #7772 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4280 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3915 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #7021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3802 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4309 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5814 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2453 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5737 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2818 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #986 | wolf mask | 3 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |