TempusThales

RankItemQuantity
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1851Angry Farmer candy3
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#222Better Than Cuddling Cake10
#761Cold Hots candy4
#754Crimbo pie1
#238Crimbo wreath3
#2374Crimboween memo1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#1231Daffy Taffy15
#1939Dolphin King's crown1
#470Elmley shades1
#875Ent cider3
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#607Gaia beads1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#300M-24230
#182Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#525Monstar energy beverage2
#2214Mr. Mediocrebar6
#227Nardz energy beverage2
#612PADL Phone1
#2281Rock Pops5
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#443Snow Queen Crown4
#506Swabbie™ swab1
#1513Tasty Fun Good rice candy6
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#2405Valentine1
#238Wolfman Nardz6
#1974Yummy Tummy bean39
#387accidental cider2
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#11armgun715
#339around the world4
#753bag of lard1
#900baseball1
#996battered Crimbo Crate6
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
#117beer-a-pult1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#35bellhop bell26
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#489black forest cake3
#552black forest ham1
#799black paisley oyster egg6
#317black pepper6
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#634black pudding1
#320black striped oyster egg15
#269black velvet box1
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#941blue plasma ball1
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#580blue striped oyster egg8
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#455bottle opener belt buckle2
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#128boxing glove4
#95breath mint86
#1723brick8
#92brick of sand20
#232broken carburetor1
#1268broken skull1
#108buffalo blade1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#185calavera concertina1
#193can of Red Minotaur24
#273candy kneecapping stick7
#169candy knuckles11
#529carbonated soy milk1
#147caret1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#158cheap plastic blowgun1
#370chloroform rag5
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#163chocolate-covered scarab beetle13
#510chocolate-frosted king cake3
#447chunk of rock salt1
#883commemorative war stein1
#651communications windchimes1
🥉control crystal1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#261crystallized memory1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#628decorative fountain3
#120dented harmonica32
#618depantsing bomb1
#1098dirty hobo gloves1
#677displaced fish1
#587distressed denim pants1
#282divine champagne flute25
#1012doll house3
#1607dollhive1
#763drum machine1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#539dwarf bread7
#86dwarvish magazine13
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#997elven cellocello20
#833empty Cloaca-Cola bottle6
#541energy drink IV1
#1791fake hand1
#144fancy chocolate car21
#1374fat stacks of cash1
#532ferret bait4
#487filthy pestle2
#527filthy poultice1
#529fire poi1
#906flaregun1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#139floaty sand144
#496foam noodle1
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#44frigid hankyū22
#645frozen mushroom2
#325frozen nunchaku9
#650funky dried mushroom3
#541furniture dolly1
#398ga-ga radio4
#662gas balloon1
#614gauze garter1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#564giant foam finger1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#307gingerbread house2
#237glistening fish meat1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#1195green beer6
#1028green clay bead1
#489green smoke bomb1
#596gremlin juice1
#524grouchy restless spirit11
#402half-rotten brain1
#135half-sized guitar8
#139hand grenegg1
#5196handful of confetti1
#385henna face paint1
#589herbal stuffing13
#1140herringcello17
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#606huge spoon1
#257infernal fife3
#577inflatable duck1
#304interesting-looking twig1
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#228jawbruiser10
#506keg shield1
#908ketchup hound1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#61knob bugle32
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#609lavender striped oyster egg4
#202leaf of grass1
#160licorice garrote11
#405llama lama gong1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#567lump of diamond1
#96magic whistle46
#15magilaser blastercannon702
#440marshmallow29
#204mauve paisley oyster egg13
#755mauve plastic oyster egg5
#615mauve polka-dot oyster egg5
#279mauve striped oyster egg13
#185memory of a C6
#48memory of a CA base pair2
#34memory of a CG base pair4
#166memory of a G7
#92memory of a GT base pair1
#126memory of a T10
#138memory of an A9
#120miniature coffin1
#466mojo filter1
#830mummy costume4
#492natural fennel soda1
#23ocarina of space392
#537off-white paisley oyster egg4
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#389off-white striped oyster egg8
#120office-supply crossbow1
#618oversized pipe1
#1352oyster basket2
#92oyster egg balloon3
#956pack of KWE trading card3
#647pail15
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#447panty raider camouflage1
#239party hat11
#248peace-sign necklace1
#1222penguin focaccia bread15
#611perforated battle paddle1
#368philter of phorce1
#237piece of wedding cake31
#785pink clay bead6
#323plain brown wrapper1
#242plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#142puce paisley oyster egg15
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#948pumpkinhead mask3
#634purple clay bead2
#248pygmy blowgun6
#86rave whistle131
#1022red class ring1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#21red plastic baby40
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#578red polka-dot oyster egg6
#365red striped oyster egg8
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#329roasted marshmallow101
#638round purple sunglasses1
#856royal jelly1
#745sake bomb1
#681scented massage oil1
#447scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker1
#410scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#263snake30
#275sparkler30
#74spectral jelly1
#1069spooky bark1
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#559spooky sap14
#109stolen office supplies53
#153straw hat1
#225string of Crimbo lights3
#2006stuffed Baron von Ratsworth12
#5712stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#2423stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech20
#1280stuffed Meat32
#2655stuffed astral badger18
#4049stuffed baby gravy fairy10
#164stuffed bandersnatch1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#2712stuffed cocoabo17
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#200stuffed dodo1
#1896stuffed flaming gravy fairy27
#3219stuffed frozen gravy fairy14
#3416stuffed hand turkey13
#1214stuffed key31
#1290stuffed martini4
#2888stuffed mind flayer16
#1337stuffed mink29
#1345stuffed monocle29
#844stuffed ninja snowman4
#206stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#3089stuffed scary death orb15
#3568stuffed sleazy gravy fairy12
#3237stuffed spooky gravy fairy14
#2368stuffed spooky mushroom2
#2344stuffed stinky gravy fairy21
#1604stuffed teddy butler21
#1091stuffed tin of caviar41
#1242stuffed treasure chest30
#2688stuffed undead elbow macaroni18
#110stuffed walrus2
#186sugar banana2
#341sugar sheet1
#729tambourine bells1
#468tattered paper crown2
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#451thermos full of Knob coffee1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#719tofurkey gravy12
#703tofurkey leg12
#1866tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1842towel1
#2475toy ray gun1
#435tropical orchid3
#576tube of dread wax1
#442tube sock1
#117unstable quark8
#2410valuable trinket1
#26wad of cotton48
#696wad of tofu1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#586wang1
#511war tongs1
#940water pipe bomb1
#474water wings1
#1031white class ring1
#512wicker shield1
#490wolfman mask12
#461wool hat2
#554worn tophat1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#544yellow paisley oyster egg5
#1123yellow plastic oyster egg5
#415yellow polka-dot oyster egg5
#176yellow striped oyster egg13

Wow, that's 4,114 items total!

what items are this player missing?