| #908 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #136 | Valentine | 354 |
| #327 | anticheese | 20 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #883 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1269 | awful poetry journal | 12 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| 🥇 | big bad voodoo mask | 1,024 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #355 | black shield | 5 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #635 | black-and-blue light | 24 |
| #694 | blue plasma ball | 15 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #790 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #736 | cheap studded belt | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #17 | cursed voodoo skull | 178 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #556 | eXtreme mittens | 4 |
| #458 | eXtreme scarf | 5 |
| #522 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #549 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #624 | empty agua de vida bottle | 174 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #418 | herringcello | 32 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #779 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #700 | orange candy heart | 12 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #566 | spider web | 43 |
| #1180 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #1048 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 45 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1112 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 44 |
| #1276 | stuffed Meat | 32 |
| #1467 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #1255 | stuffed astral badger | 41 |
| #1403 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #339 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 22 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1270 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1035 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 48 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #2001 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #746 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #1088 | stuffed mind flayer | 47 |
| #1243 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #882 | stuffed monocle | 52 |
| #569 | stuffed ninja snowman | 9 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1257 | stuffed scary death orb | 41 |
| #2085 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #990 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 50 |
| #1174 | stuffed snowy owl | 42 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1065 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #592 | stuffed teddy butler | 81 |
| #945 | stuffed tin of caviar | 49 |
| #1250 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #320 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 46 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 353 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 32 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1497 | toast | 255 |
| #37 | voodoo snuff | 43 |
| #591 | white candy heart | 19 |
| #912 | yellow candy heart | 7 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |