| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #136 | Valentine | 354 |
| #327 | anticheese | 20 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1268 | awful poetry journal | 12 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| 🥇 | big bad voodoo mask | 1,024 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #356 | black shield | 5 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #634 | black-and-blue light | 24 |
| #694 | blue plasma ball | 15 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #789 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #2438 | candy cane | 8 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #738 | cheap studded belt | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #17 | cursed voodoo skull | 178 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #557 | eXtreme mittens | 4 |
| #459 | eXtreme scarf | 5 |
| #525 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #551 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #625 | empty agua de vida bottle | 174 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #420 | herringcello | 32 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #779 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #699 | orange candy heart | 12 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #911 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #486 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #566 | spider web | 43 |
| #1187 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #1056 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 45 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1118 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 44 |
| #1282 | stuffed Meat | 32 |
| #1473 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #1260 | stuffed astral badger | 41 |
| #1406 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #340 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 22 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1041 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 48 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1495 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #2005 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #746 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #1096 | stuffed mind flayer | 47 |
| #1245 | stuffed mink | 33 |
| #886 | stuffed monocle | 52 |
| #569 | stuffed ninja snowman | 9 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1261 | stuffed scary death orb | 41 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #994 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 50 |
| #1179 | stuffed snowy owl | 42 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1068 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #599 | stuffed teddy butler | 81 |
| #947 | stuffed tin of caviar | 49 |
| #1252 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 46 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 353 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 32 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1499 | toast | 255 |
| #36 | voodoo snuff | 43 |
| #590 | white candy heart | 19 |
| #910 | yellow candy heart | 7 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |