| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #735 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #146 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #1336 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #2472 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #2227 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #1025 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #815 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #2420 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2234 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #2554 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2302 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |