| #268 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #185 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #181 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #144 | Bling of the New Wave | 8 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #974 | CRIMBCO scrip | 75 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #895 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #818 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #291 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| #222 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 16 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #226 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #224 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #166 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 32 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #13 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 99 |
| #150 | Newman's Own Trousers | 7 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #473 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #368 | ammonite fossil | 12 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #983 | badass belt | 55 |
| #1110 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #489 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #704 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #42 | burst hellseal brain | 346 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #243 | dead guy's watch | 33 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #696 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #39 | electric crutch | 8 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #25 | fluid of fudge-finding | 17 |
| #279 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| 🥉 | frigid fudgepuck | 695 |
| #89 | fudgecule | 31,128 |
| #107 | funhouse mirror | 9 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #593 | grue egg | 45 |
| #794 | handful of confetti | 53 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #196 | kumquartz | 35 |
| #16 | kumquartz ring | 5 |
| #561 | lollipop stick | 40 |
| #266 | obsidian dagger | 54 |
| #38 | press-on ribs | 118 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #235 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #37 | shredded hellseal hide | 371 |
| #192 | strawberyl | 39 |
| #17 | strawberyl necklace | 5 |
| #427 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 104 |
| #513 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 82 |
| #699 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 65 |
| #447 | stuffed Meat | 104 |
| #544 | stuffed angry cow | 80 |
| #628 | stuffed astral badger | 75 |
| #702 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 68 |
| #582 | stuffed cocoabo | 74 |
| #607 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 75 |
| #683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 70 |
| #660 | stuffed hand turkey | 70 |
| #221 | stuffed key | 227 |
| #542 | stuffed mind flayer | 82 |
| #435 | stuffed mink | 106 |
| #406 | stuffed monocle | 112 |
| #819 | stuffed scary death orb | 61 |
| #514 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 43 |
| #575 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 79 |
| #721 | stuffed snowy owl | 63 |
| #549 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 82 |
| #636 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 71 |
| #374 | stuffed teddy butler | 121 |
| #337 | stuffed tin of caviar | 126 |
| #206 | stuffed treasure chest | 235 |
| #399 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 98 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #852 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #841 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #466 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #38 | torn hellseal sinew | 357 |
| #241 | tourmalime | 29 |
| #14 | tourmalime tourniquet | 6 |
| #258 | trilobite fossil | 18 |