| #264 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #186 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #143 | Bling of the New Wave | 8 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #975 | CRIMBCO scrip | 75 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #816 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #290 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| #221 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 16 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #165 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 32 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #13 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 99 |
| #150 | Newman's Own Trousers | 7 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #367 | ammonite fossil | 12 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #983 | badass belt | 55 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #488 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #42 | burst hellseal brain | 346 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #242 | dead guy's watch | 33 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #39 | electric crutch | 8 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #25 | fluid of fudge-finding | 17 |
| #274 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| 🥉 | frigid fudgepuck | 695 |
| #87 | fudgecule | 31,128 |
| #107 | funhouse mirror | 9 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #588 | grue egg | 45 |
| #788 | handful of confetti | 53 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #196 | kumquartz | 35 |
| #15 | kumquartz ring | 5 |
| #561 | lollipop stick | 40 |
| #265 | obsidian dagger | 54 |
| #38 | press-on ribs | 118 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #37 | shredded hellseal hide | 371 |
| #192 | strawberyl | 39 |
| #17 | strawberyl necklace | 5 |
| #418 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 104 |
| #507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 82 |
| #691 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 65 |
| #442 | stuffed Meat | 104 |
| #539 | stuffed angry cow | 80 |
| #620 | stuffed astral badger | 75 |
| #699 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 68 |
| #574 | stuffed cocoabo | 74 |
| #605 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 75 |
| #679 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 70 |
| #655 | stuffed hand turkey | 70 |
| #219 | stuffed key | 227 |
| #533 | stuffed mind flayer | 82 |
| #428 | stuffed mink | 106 |
| #404 | stuffed monocle | 112 |
| #815 | stuffed scary death orb | 61 |
| #513 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 43 |
| #571 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 79 |
| #715 | stuffed snowy owl | 63 |
| #546 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 82 |
| #633 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 71 |
| #371 | stuffed teddy butler | 121 |
| #335 | stuffed tin of caviar | 126 |
| #204 | stuffed treasure chest | 235 |
| #396 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 98 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #969 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #38 | torn hellseal sinew | 357 |
| #241 | tourmalime | 29 |
| #14 | tourmalime tourniquet | 6 |
| #258 | trilobite fossil | 18 |