| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #290 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,140 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuck | 5,470 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1752 | Imp Ale | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #430 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 7 |
| #365 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 4 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #128 | Swabbie™ swab | 38 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #154 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 37 |
| #404 | Tuesday's ruby | 4 |
| #37 | Wolfman Nardz | 48 |
| #161 | all-purpose cleaner | 64 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #140 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 5 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #21 | bark beret | 2 |
| #11 | bark boxers | 5 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #578 | bone chips | 16 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #482 | booty chest charrrm | 7 |
| #323 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #352 | cannonball charrrm | 14 |
| #258 | centipede eggs | 12 |
| #86 | chocolate disco ball | 14 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #482 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 6 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #221 | drum machine | 26 |
| #328 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 51 |
| #402 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 38 |
| #325 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 51 |
| #357 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 45 |
| #392 | dusty bottle of Port | 38 |
| #278 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 68 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #378 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 30 |
| #345 | enchanted bean | 6 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #343 | giant foam finger | 5 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #123 | grumpy old man charrrm | 32 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1763 | herringcello | 5 |
| #758 | hot katana blade | 5 |
| #861 | ice-cold fotie | 9 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #527 | long skinny balloon | 9 |
| #396 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #50 | mulled cider | 41 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1748 | penguin focaccia bread | 3 |
| #243 | petrified wood | 44 |
| #19 | pixel boomerang | 9 |
| #171 | pointy red hat | 2 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #433 | quantum taco | 26 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #454 | silver tongue charrrm | 7 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #485 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #785 | spooky stick | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #669 | squashed frog | 9 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #2151 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #1902 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #2092 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #2165 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1728 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #1895 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #2022 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1610 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #215 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 36 |
| #2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1961 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #2378 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1968 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #870 | sunken chest | 6 |
| #1038 | super-spiky hair gel | 10 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #389 | tap shoes | 2 |
| #99 | tarrrnish charrrm | 34 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #321 | tube of dread wax | 9 |
| #143 | tube of hair oil | 3 |
| #1544 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #2769 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #164 | unstable quark | 5 |
| #1318 | useless powder | 15 |
| #195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #145 | white lightning | 120 |
| #496 | white snake skin | 14 |
| #395 | white sword | 9 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #484 | windchimes | 9 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #458 | wussiness potion | 22 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |