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| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #17 | Gnollish plunger | 1,295 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #1264 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #8 | Spooky Temple map | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #438 | banana | 10 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #108 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 38 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #648 | capacitor relay | 15 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #335 | dill | 112 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1133 | easter egg balloon | 22 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #356 | fancy dress ball | 38 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #259 | fire | 22 |
| #62 | flask of Amontillado | 4 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #534 | ghost cucumber | 84 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #39 | gob of wet hair | 1,563 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #302 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #356 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #916 | length of string | 11 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #888 | possessed top | 6 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #151 | recursive spline reticulator | 29 |
| #112 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 47 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #78 | roll of toilet paper | 1,360 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #312 | spooky wooden block | 24 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1032 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #328 | stringy sinew | 31 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #348 | tooth | 11 |
| #551 | toothsome rock | 18 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #976 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #814 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #415 | tree-eating kite | 82 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #199 | tulip | 3 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #557 | vinegar | 71 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | whoopie cushion | 145 |
| #1081 | wind-up chattering teeth | 20 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #416 | yo | 23 |
| #1511 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |