| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #631 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #388 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 11 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #316 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #300 | decaying goldfish liver | 17 |
| #389 | delicious noodles | 2 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #709 | dry noodles | 25 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1528 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #184 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #256 | sewer nuggets | 87 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #338 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 13 |
| #358 | slimy sweetbreads | 9 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #223 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #186 | stick of dynamite | 13 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #94 | tiny slimy cyst | 18 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |