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| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #632 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #388 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 11 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #315 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #299 | decaying goldfish liver | 17 |
| #390 | delicious noodles | 2 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #716 | dry noodles | 25 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1527 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #256 | sewer nuggets | 87 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #339 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 13 |
| #358 | slimy sweetbreads | 9 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #186 | stick of dynamite | 13 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #94 | tiny slimy cyst | 18 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |