| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #747 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 6 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #754 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #761 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #189 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #113 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #137 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #266 | bark rootbeer | 4 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #257 | bread line | 4 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #96 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #213 | droll monocle | 2 |
| #110 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #71 | grody jug | 1 |
| #76 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #71 | headless sparrow | 36 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #107 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #231 | high-energy mining laser | 3 |
| #157 | home robotics kit | 3 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #37 | janitor sponge | 3 |
| #90 | java cookie | 6 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #206 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #99 | mangled squirrel | 23 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #70 | rat carcass | 36 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| #131 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #152 | security flashlight | 6 |
| #238 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 3 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #240 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #126 | still-beating spleen | 5 |
| #1003 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #120 | throwing fork | 1 |
| #120 | throwing spoon | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |