Mxyzptlyk

RankItemQuantity
#94Adventurer bobblehead1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#861BGE merchandise order form2
#575BGE shotglass12
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#612Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1398Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#559CRIMBCO mug20
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#873CRIMBCO wine8
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#741Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#166Claybender glasses1
#235Crimbo salad5
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#244Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#347D roll1
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#286Friendliness Beverage1
#343Fudge Fiber Armor Plating2
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#126How to Avoid Scams1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#97Junk-Bond1
#204McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#682Microplushie: Bropane7
#562Microplushie: Dorkonide4
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#582Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#886Microplushie: Gothochondria2
#749Microplushie: Hippylase6
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#680Microplushie: Hobomosome4
#755Microplushie: Otakulone6
#763Microplushie: Raverdrine3
#812Microplushie: Sororitrate3
#375New Zealand iced tea1
#528Newbiesport™ tent1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#198TI-9000 calculator1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#562Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#1165Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette2
#1409Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1947Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#705Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette5
#2347Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#90Victor's Spoils1
#238Way More Tears™ pepper spray1
#771Workytime Tea1
#221Z-Bone steak1
#336abandoned candy1
#235actual reality goggles1
#190airblaster gun1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#116bag of gross foreign snacks1
#141bag of park garbage1
#265bark rootbeer4
#1426bath ball gift set1
#60black and white cracker5
#137blank diary1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#393blind-packed die-cast metal toy1
#213blue grass1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#255bread line4
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#744burst hellseal brain2
#1499can of CRIMBCOLA3
#433candied bolts4
#177candied nuts6
#257candy cigarette1
#156cigarette lighter1
#680colorful plastic ball1
#244communal gobstopper4
#458cookie cookie2
#98crate of firebombs1
#316cylindrical mold1
#385deluxe fax machine1
#213droll monocle2
#114expensive camera1
#271flask of mining oil1
#204gamma nog1
#590ghost of a necklace1
#2003gingerbread bugbear6
#3809gingerbread horror1
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#110gingerbread robot6
#250glass of herbal tequila1
#176gold tooth1
#72grody jug1
#78grogpagne1
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#72headless sparrow36
#1083heart of the volcano4
#105hemp candy necklace6
#230high-energy mining laser3
#156home robotics kit3
#245huge bowl of candy1
#179huge pumpkin1
#50hushed puppy5
#185impure gasoline1
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#90invisible potion1
#37janitor sponge3
#92java cookie6
#243jive turkey leg1
#376kiwi1
#207kiwi beak2
#149law-abiding citizen cane1
#567lump of diamond1
#101mangled squirrel23
#120muffled muffuletta4
#168nastygeist1
#214neutron lollipop1
#419nugget of Crimbonium1
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1216paperclip1
#471peppermint tailings1
#309perl necklace2
#788petit 4.11
#430petit fortran2
#68pixel boomerang1
#71pixel orb1
#202pixellated moneybag2
#529plastic ingot1
#1023portable photocopier1
#158portable table1
#301radiation-resistant helmet1
#71rat carcass36
#108red ale6
#134red blood cells1
#96seared dino steak1
#156security flashlight6
#238servo-assisted exo-pants3
#247shot of mescal1
#326shushed potatoes1
#124single atom1
#100single swig of vodka1
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#243sleeve deuce1
#1273slow jam collection1
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#235smut orc keepsake box1
#2330solid gold bowling ball2
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#125still-beating spleen5
#1003sturdy Crimbo crate10
#37superduperball1
#122throwing fork1
#122throwing spoon1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#175tiny plastic GORM-81
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#8222tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#267tiny slimy cyst1
#750torn hellseal sinew1
#143transparent nog3
#657triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#172twitching time capsule1
#191unfinished fruitcake2
#156unflavored wine cooler1
#239unquiet spirits1
#183unused soap1
#248unused walkie-talkie1
#1906useless powder1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#196viral DNA1
#217wad of slimy rags1
#107warbear badge1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#381warbear requisition box1
#249whiskey in a broken glass1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 523 items total!

what items are this player missing?