| #35 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #1082 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #37 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 40 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #19 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 46 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #32 | beaver punch (papaya) | 5 |
| #31 | beaver punch (peach) | 5 |
| #242 | black and white cracker | 2 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #74 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 15 |
| #336 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #546 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #481 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #8 | half double fruitcake | 6 |
| #100 | hot watered rum | 10 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #962 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #481 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #494 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #473 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #213 | mooseflank | 5 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #25 | neg grog | 2 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #1053 | old sweatpants | 37 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #65 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #146 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 4 |
| #179 | stale cheer wine | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1971 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #104 | yule gruel | 10 |