| #37 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #195 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #1089 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #37 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 40 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #19 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 46 |
| #2370 | badass belt | 21 |
| #34 | beaver punch (papaya) | 5 |
| #33 | beaver punch (peach) | 5 |
| #242 | black and white cracker | 2 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #73 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 15 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #518 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #542 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #479 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #467 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #502 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #9 | half double fruitcake | 6 |
| #102 | hot watered rum | 10 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #2408 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #964 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #491 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #506 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #480 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #213 | mooseflank | 5 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #27 | neg grog | 2 |
| #1267 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #1060 | old sweatpants | 37 |
| #289 | oldcake | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #12 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #67 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1325 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #147 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 4 |
| #180 | stale cheer wine | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #303 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1969 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #105 | yule gruel | 10 |