| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #557 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 4 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #353 | begpwnia | 2 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #337 | divine champagne flute | 14 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #486 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #145 | half-orchid | 39 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #168 | lesser grodulated violet | 42 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #191 | lotion of hotness | 2 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #881 | orange candy heart | 5 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #148 | pear tart | 2 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #976 | pretty flower | 23 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #957 | scrumptious reagent | 4 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1105 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 10 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #210 | thistle wine | 15 |
| #180 | tin magnolia | 42 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1509 | toast | 251 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #168 | upsy daisy | 42 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #951 | yellow candy heart | 6 |