| #43 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #557 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 4 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #288 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #737 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1190 | Valentine | 10 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #354 | begpwnia | 2 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #471 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #338 | divine champagne flute | 14 |
| #307 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #487 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #145 | half-orchid | 39 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #168 | lesser grodulated violet | 42 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #190 | lotion of hotness | 2 |
| #240 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #881 | orange candy heart | 5 |
| #122 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #147 | pear tart | 2 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #984 | pretty flower | 23 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #958 | scrumptious reagent | 4 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1104 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 10 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #812 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #212 | thistle wine | 15 |
| #180 | tin magnolia | 42 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1748 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1519 | toast | 251 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2206 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #168 | upsy daisy | 42 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #948 | yellow candy heart | 6 |