| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #1101 | Crimbuck | 506 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #18 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 9,756 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #96 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #246 | flask of mining oil | 2 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
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| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
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| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
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| #258 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
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| #309 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #211 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 18 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 12 |
| #132 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 16 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 7 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 33 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 13 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 30 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 27 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 10 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 26 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #115 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 17 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 10 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 18 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 14 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #158 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 26 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #107 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 32 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #131 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 29 |
| #269 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 16 |
| #125 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 28 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #153 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 26 |
| #179 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 23 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #95 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 36 |
| #191 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 21 |
| #173 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 23 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #156 | tiny plastic fire servant | 14 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #202 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 20 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic moneybee | 27 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #149 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 26 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #271 | tiny plastic peacannon | 9 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #264 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #409 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #646 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #82 | white satin pants | 75 |