| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #397 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #623 | astral mushroom | 10 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #38 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 100 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #84 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #475 | canteen of wine | 57 |
| #317 | carbonated soy milk | 10 |
| #901 | cast | 3 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #164 | cold hi mein | 3 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #925 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #790 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #44 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 50 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #546 | gray bow tie | 12 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #33 | irradiated candy cane | 90 |
| #300 | knuckle sandwich | 83 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #351 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #23 | oozenog | 70 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #40 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #343 | patent leather shoes | 20 |
| #417 | penguin thesaurus | 17 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1101 | phonics down | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #848 | radium-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #488 | robotronic egg | 55 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1280 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #103 | straw hat | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #954 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4402 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #60 | throbbing rage gland | 5 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #595 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 10 |
| #1445 | tiny house | 9 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 20 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 20 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 20 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 20 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #2016 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #788 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |