| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2263 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #4408 | badass belt | 7 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #628 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #7454 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1370 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #1245 | duct tape | 13 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #724 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1704 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2232 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8150 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2440 | toast | 36 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #2207 | unstable DNA | 2 |