| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #797 | Crimbuck | 1,000 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #623 | clown skin | 4 |
| #955 | disco ball | 15 |
| #892 | disco mask | 15 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #30 | frozen turtle shell | 11 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #562 | gator skin | 2 |
| #302 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #822 | helmet turtle | 28 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #477 | mariachi pants | 30 |
| #533 | miner's helmet | 3 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥉 | pasta spoon | 292,156 |
| #707 | ravioli hat | 20 |
| #918 | saucepan | 22 |
| #959 | seal-clubbing club | 12 |
| #441 | seal-skull helmet | 20 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1087 | stolen accordion | 11 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #844 | turtle totem | 26 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #1583 | yeti fur | 4 |