| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #429 | M-242 | 15 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #105 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1001 | duct tape | 21 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1640 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1840 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #20 | seal-clubbing club | 15,844 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #393 | snake | 15 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #405 | sparkler | 15 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #4059 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4307 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3888 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |