| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #429 | M-242 | 15 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #998 | duct tape | 21 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1635 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #20 | seal-clubbing club | 15,844 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #393 | snake | 15 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #405 | sparkler | 15 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |