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| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
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| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #57 | Frat Army FGF | 158 |
| #260 | Gnollish toolbox | 18 |
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| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
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| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #585 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
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| #534 | clay peace-sign bead | 2 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
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| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
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| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
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| #44 | stick of dynamite | 132 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
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| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
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| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
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| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
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| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
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| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |