| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #608 | CRIMBCO mug | 18 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #107 | bacon bath ball | 9 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #337 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #87 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #337 | festive sausage | 7 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #69 | incense bath ball | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #46 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #1352 | old sweatpants | 17 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #408 | red class ring | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #431 | white class ring | 14 |