| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #34 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 366 |
| #12 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 15 |
| #38 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 57 |
| #624 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo wreath | 72 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #4 | Kentucky-style derby | 6,666 |
| #7 | Orcish baseball cap | 1,337 |
| #157 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 116 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | White Hyborian | 3,666 |
| #75 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 666 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #29 | bag of many confections | 66 |
| #32 | baseball | 333 |
| #192 | battered Crimbo Crate | 68 |
| #19 | black & tan | 666 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #6 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1,000 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #92 | bottle of alcohol | 66 |
| #74 | bottle of gin | 666 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #314 | bottle of popskull | 6 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #78 | bottle of tequila | 666 |
| #74 | bottle of vodka | 666 |
| #100 | bottle of whiskey | 666 |
| #5 | breaded beer | 31 |
| #369 | corpse on the beach | 14 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #226 | corpsetini | 22 |
| #12 | cranberry schnapps | 23 |
| #115 | dusty Crimbo crate | 67 |
| #743 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 6 |
| #773 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 6 |
| #746 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #764 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 6 |
| #767 | dusty bottle of Port | 6 |
| #733 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #4 | elven cellocello | 2,345 |
| #169 | elven moonshine | 66 |
| #4 | gingerbread house | 66 |
| #11 | herringcello | 666 |
| #280 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 666 |
| #10 | ice-cold Willer | 16,666 |
| #112 | ice-cold fotie | 666 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #5 | lumbering jack | 1,867 |
| #9 | maple leaf | 1,167 |
| #46 | maple syrup | 401 |
| #250 | nanite-infested candy cane | 66 |
| #60 | nanite-infested eggnog | 66 |
| #63 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 66 |
| #55 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 66 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #5 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 69 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #9 | redrum | 666 |
| #10 | salinated mint julep | 666 |
| 🥇 | shot of rotgut | 1,337 |
| #9 | soy cordial | 26 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | string of Crimbo lights | 69 |
| #277 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 66 |
| #142 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 6 |
| #281 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 66 |
| #53 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 10 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 14 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 778 |
| #10 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 670 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 676 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 14 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 14 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 10 |
| #45 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 10 |
| #5 | white Canadian | 1,867 |
| 🥇 | white Xanadian | 13,337 |