| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #126 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 155 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #293 | eldritch effluvium | 12 |
| #427 | electrical thingamabob | 4 |
| #546 | fat stacks of cash | 12 |
| #231 | festive sausage | 11 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #88 | gooified animal matter | 34 |
| #80 | gooified mineral matter | 33 |
| #82 | gooified vegetable matter | 35 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #219 | grilled mooseflank | 4 |
| #347 | guano coffee cup | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #172 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #966 | hobo nickel | 44 |
| #92 | holiday cheese log | 26 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #213 | mooseflank | 5 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1468 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #51 | oldcake | 5 |
| #879 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #530 | squirming egg sac | 14 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #145 | thick walrus blubber | 7 |
| #165 | tiny bomb | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #248 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #1357 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #289 | volcanic ash | 15 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |