| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #3900 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #129 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 155 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #1730 | duct tape | 5 |
| #295 | eldritch effluvium | 12 |
| #429 | electrical thingamabob | 4 |
| #550 | fat stacks of cash | 12 |
| #231 | festive sausage | 11 |
| #1351 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #93 | gooified animal matter | 34 |
| #82 | gooified mineral matter | 33 |
| #85 | gooified vegetable matter | 35 |
| #942 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #220 | grilled mooseflank | 4 |
| #347 | guano coffee cup | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #964 | hobo nickel | 44 |
| #91 | holiday cheese log | 26 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #213 | mooseflank | 5 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1471 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #52 | oldcake | 5 |
| #887 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #224 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1830 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1868 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #530 | squirming egg sac | 14 |
| #368 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #146 | thick walrus blubber | 7 |
| #165 | tiny bomb | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #89 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #251 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #1357 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #289 | volcanic ash | 15 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |