| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #1026 | Crimbuck | 600 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #347 | ammonite fossil | 13 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #423 | belemnite fossil | 10 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #152 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 14 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #303 | pearidot | 22 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #774 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1208 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #245 | yellow gummi ingot | 134 |