| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #1025 | Crimbuck | 600 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #482 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #514 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #348 | ammonite fossil | 13 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #424 | belemnite fossil | 10 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #587 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #151 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 14 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #303 | pearidot | 22 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #777 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1209 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #246 | yellow gummi ingot | 134 |