| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1440 | roll of toilet paper | 17 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |