| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #51 | Crimbo ukulele | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #440 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 19 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #664 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #252 | astronaut pants | 36 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1137 | bag of airline peanuts | 15 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #935 | brick | 34 |
| #714 | candy stake | 9 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #1175 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #904 | defective skull | 15 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #967 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #925 | fake hand | 20 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #759 | fancy dress ball | 14 |
| #650 | fire | 8 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1188 | joybuzzer | 13 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1060 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 17 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #901 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 18 |
| #1203 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #433 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 20 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1260 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #253 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #368 | spooky eggnog | 13 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #759 | toothsome rock | 12 |
| #889 | toy crazy train | 9 |
| #243 | toy jet pack | 33 |
| #742 | toy mercenary | 9 |
| #272 | toy ray gun | 39 |
| #336 | toy space helmet | 27 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #733 | tree-eating kite | 39 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1050 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1103 | whoopie cushion | 18 |
| #1152 | wind-up chattering teeth | 17 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |