| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1024 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #521 | astral mushroom | 14 |
| #778 | awful poetry journal | 59 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #884 | bar skin | 4 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1188 | brick | 21 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #469 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1057 | clown hammer | 17 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #99 | diamond-studded fronts | 3 |
| #753 | disturbing fanfic | 75 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #911 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 4 |
| #517 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #821 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 28 |
| #1010 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #12 | figurine of a slippery seal | 140 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #695 | funky dried mushroom | 2 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #50 | hyperinflated seal lung | 15 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #798 | ice-cold Willer | 29 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #905 | jazz soap | 25 |
| #792 | joybuzzer | 33 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #464 | leathery bat skin | 9 |
| #552 | leathery cat skin | 7 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1032 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1018 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 39 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | rubber emo roe | 31 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2356 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #1254 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #879 | wind-up chattering teeth | 30 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1042 | yellow snowcone | 24 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |