| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
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| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1025 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #860 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #125 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #520 | astral mushroom | 14 |
| #778 | awful poetry journal | 59 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1081 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #882 | bar skin | 4 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1188 | brick | 21 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #472 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1056 | clown hammer | 17 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1356 | defective skull | 2 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #99 | diamond-studded fronts | 3 |
| #754 | disturbing fanfic | 75 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #914 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 4 |
| #518 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #819 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 28 |
| #1008 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #12 | figurine of a slippery seal | 140 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #696 | funky dried mushroom | 2 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #49 | hyperinflated seal lung | 15 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #796 | ice-cold Willer | 29 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #906 | jazz soap | 25 |
| #791 | joybuzzer | 33 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #465 | leathery bat skin | 9 |
| #553 | leathery cat skin | 7 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1031 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1017 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #715 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 39 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #868 | rubber emo roe | 31 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2355 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #1252 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #881 | wind-up chattering teeth | 30 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1040 | yellow snowcone | 24 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |