| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #77 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #258 | BGE merchandise order form | 16 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #492 | CRIMBCO mug | 23 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #328 | CRIMBCO wine | 23 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #60 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 501 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1202 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #294 | Workytime Tea | 8 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #233 | ammonite fossil | 22 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #6 | banana supersucker | 228 |
| #158 | bananagate | 43 |
| #177 | belemnite fossil | 30 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #622 | bone chips | 13 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #23 | bonerang | 2 |
| #22 | boning knife | 2 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4352 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #464 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #486 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1264 | candy cane | 26 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #36 | chocolate bath ball | 20 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #42 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #653 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #656 | elven suicide capsule | 26 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #101 | fossilized baboon skull | 7 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #167 | fossilized limb | 66 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #143 | fossilized spike | 34 |
| #128 | fossilized spine | 16 |
| #185 | fossilized torso | 34 |
| #170 | fossilized wing | 26 |
| #161 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #688 | fudgecule | 585 |
| #99 | green gummi ingot | 328 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #745 | herringcello | 24 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #38 | incense bath ball | 22 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #228 | jawbruiser | 10 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #122 | kumquartz | 52 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #627 | lollipop stick | 23 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #167 | motivational poster | 23 |
| #45 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #166 | paperclip | 290 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #155 | pearidot | 44 |
| #403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #97 | red gummi ingot | 328 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #42 | space jam | 23 |
| #132 | strawberyl | 51 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #38 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 14 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #997 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #660 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 14 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #35 | toe jam | 23 |
| #178 | tourmalime | 41 |
| #37 | traffic jam | 23 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #192 | trilobite fossil | 26 |
| #106 | unearthed potsherd | 41 |
| #197 | volcanic ash | 33 |
| #100 | yellow gummi ingot | 328 |