| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #158 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 18 |
| #13 | Crimbo dinner | 85 |
| #17 | Crimbo food scraps | 539 |
| #8 | Crimbosmopolitan | 248 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #26 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #52 | boxed gumball machine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #141 | cabooze | 6 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #311 | coconut shell | 165 |
| #115 | cold hi mein | 8 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #176 | disassembled clover | 666 |
| #23 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 522 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #213 | ghost cucumber | 187 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #77 | green drunki-bear | 10 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #178 | holiday cheese log | 12 |
| #14 | honey-drenched ham slice | 506 |
| #215 | hot hi mein | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #365 | little paper umbrella | 165 |
| #373 | magical ice cubes | 102 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #20 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 446 |
| #36 | portable steam unit | 5 |
| #267 | purple clay bead | 13 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #185 | sleazy hi mein | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #17 | steamed oyster | 188 |
| #32 | stinky hi mein | 60 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #56 | tawdry amethyst | 27 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1196 | toast | 427 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |