kakakeke

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#65Frosty's carrot2
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#1061Let Me Be!1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#26Pantsgiving1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#471Sinful Desires1
#492Skully's hot chocolate1
#627Summer Nights2
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#79Thwaitgold ant statuette9
#648Thwaitgold bookworm statuette2
#1221Thwaitgold maggot statuette3
#612Travels with Jerry2
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#643bed of coals1
#75blank diary2
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#501breaded beer1
#529comfy coffin2
#568corncob pipe1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#504effluvious emerald1
#744extra-greasy slider1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#498flamin' bindle1
#578frayed rope belt1
#402frigid air mattress2
#706frozen banquet1
#383glacial sapphire1
#1287hobo nickel1
#581jar of squeeze1
#935lewd playing card1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#554spooky bindle1
#482steamy ruby1
#5713stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#3750stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech11
#4932stuffed astral badger7
#2146stuffed gray blob3
#4272stuffed mind flayer9
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#4567stuffed stinky gravy fairy8
#4016stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#1544tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#2163tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#1769tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl4
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#1453tiny plastic Knott Yeti5
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1769tiny plastic Protagonist4
#1726tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#2204tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#2138tiny plastic astronomer3
#2900tiny plastic baby gravy fairy6
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#2217tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#2146tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2814tiny plastic fruit golem2
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#2164tiny plastic goth giant3
#2829tiny plastic grue6
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#3302tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#2176tiny plastic scary clown3
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1771tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#1705tiny plastic warwelf4
#1725tiny plastic whitesnake4
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#417unearthly onyx1
#103warbear officer requisition box7

Wow, that's 329 items total!

what items are this player missing?