| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |