| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |