| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #607 | gnoll teeth | 3 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #115 | lawnmower blade | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #397 | royal jelly | 19 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #895 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #44 | squirmy violent party snack | 2 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |