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| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #536 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
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| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #304 | bunch of bananas | 14 |
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| #1364 | canteen of wine | 6 |
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| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
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| #647 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
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| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
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| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
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| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #368 | magilaser blastercannon | 3 |
| #879 | metallic A | 8 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
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| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #280 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #597 | rocky raccoon | 6 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #479 | savoy truffle | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #113 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 5 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
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| #757 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #745 | ten-leaf clover | 7 |
| #438 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 20 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 18 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #386 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 40 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 21 |
| #204 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 41 |
| #250 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 11 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Felonia | 12 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #432 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 16 |
| #590 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #460 | tiny plastic Hellion | 15 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 14 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 15 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 18 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #528 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #414 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 16 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 12 |
| #504 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 9 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #667 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #401 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 17 |
| #509 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #364 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 19 |
| #401 | tiny plastic angry goat | 39 |
| #423 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 16 |
| #583 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 12 |
| #471 | tiny plastic astronomer | 15 |
| #332 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 45 |
| #547 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 30 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #648 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #516 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 31 |
| #492 | tiny plastic blooper | 14 |
| #592 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #455 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 15 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #659 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 25 |
| #759 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #322 | tiny plastic demoninja | 20 |
| #723 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #443 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 16 |
| #304 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 22 |
| #302 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 21 |
| #502 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 14 |
| #478 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 33 |
| #434 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 36 |
| #354 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 42 |
| #534 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 13 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #540 | tiny plastic grue | 30 |
| #582 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 12 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #406 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 39 |
| #456 | tiny plastic killer bee | 34 |
| #441 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 16 |
| #353 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 42 |
| #445 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 36 |
| #516 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 13 |
| #360 | tiny plastic mosquito | 42 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #582 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 13 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #320 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 48 |
| #376 | tiny plastic sauceror | 11 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #502 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #577 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #671 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #424 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 16 |
| #404 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 38 |
| #391 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 17 |
| #344 | tiny plastic stab bat | 44 |
| #463 | tiny plastic star starfish | 34 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 43 |
| #505 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #526 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 13 |
| #530 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #510 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #487 | tiny plastic warwelf | 14 |
| #317 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 21 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #227 | tip jar | 5 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1538 | unstable DNA | 15 |