| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #37 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 4 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #521 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 19 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #402 | battered Crimbo Crate | 28 |
| #567 | bone chips | 17 |
| #205 | bottle of Blank-Out | 70 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #53 | floaty gravel | 3 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #207 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #710 | fossilized limb | 3 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #662 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #290 | fossilized torso | 19 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #211 | paperclip | 231 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #94 | unearthed potsherd | 46 |
| #118 | volcanic ash | 64 |