| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2143 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #245 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 3 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1461 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #321 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #318 | empty agua de vida bottle | 662 |
| #341 | fancy opera glasses | 12 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #573 | garish pinky ring | 6 |
| #337 | giant designer sunglasses | 13 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #5 | library card | 1,000 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #389 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 110 |
| #453 | stuffed Meat | 103 |
| #368 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 20 |
| #1449 | stuffed key | 22 |
| #746 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #492 | stuffed mink | 97 |
| #384 | stuffed monocle | 117 |
| #421 | stuffed teddy butler | 108 |
| #484 | stuffed tin of caviar | 95 |
| #1485 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
| #657 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #552 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #458 | trilobite fossil | 9 |
| #1447 | useless powder | 10 |