| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |