| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1144 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #369 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #81 | ammonite candy mold | 2 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #56 | blank fudge mold | 11 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #329 | figurine of a cold seal | 18 |
| #241 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #507 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #332 | figurine of a stinking seal | 6 |
| #423 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #43 | figurine of an ancient seal | 26 |
| #85 | fossilized baboon skull | 8 |
| #137 | fossilized bat skull | 5 |
| #368 | fossilized limb | 22 |
| #309 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #325 | fossilized spine | 5 |
| #229 | fossilized torso | 27 |
| #253 | fossilized wing | 15 |
| #161 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #1099 | fudgecule | 47 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #958 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #343 | hellseal claw | 66 |
| #283 | hellseal whisker | 72 |
| #60 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 9 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #660 | lollipop stick | 19 |
| #1422 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #292 | shredded hellseal hide | 16 |
| #1830 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6224 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #552 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #102 | unearthed potsherd | 44 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #180 | volcanic ash | 37 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #970 | yellow gummi ingot | 2 |