| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #714 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 3 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #904 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #269 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 11 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wolfman Nardz | 8 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #137 | beefy fish meat | 4 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #283 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #346 | cool mushroom | 7 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #259 | dull fish scale | 14 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #181 | glistening fish meat | 2 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #387 | hellion cube | 13 |
| #1423 | herringcello | 12 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #461 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #117 | mulled cider | 16 |
| #866 | mummy costume | 3 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #389 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #186 | off-white striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #339 | petrified wood | 25 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #599 | red plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #697 | spooky bark | 9 |
| #1495 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #405 | spooky sap | 21 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #4194 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3530 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3067 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #2270 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3637 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #785 | unstable DNA | 57 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #413 | warm mushroom | 3 |
| #789 | white chocolate chips | 3 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |