| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #40 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 12 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #956 | CRIMBCO scrip | 85 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #914 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #814 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #496 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #829 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #144 | Meleegra™ pills | 79 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #264 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 25 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #85 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #469 | disembodied brain | 5 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #632 | eggnog | 28 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #442 | fat stacks of cash | 17 |
| #1585 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #392 | gingerbread horror | 14 |
| #173 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 18 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #633 | gray bow tie | 10 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1232 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #201 | irradiated candy cane | 17 |
| #247 | motivational poster | 16 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 13 |
| #481 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #655 | paperclip | 39 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #394 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #126 | pulsing flesh | 21 |
| #403 | quantum taco | 33 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #152 | rigid carapace | 21 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #469 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #701 | squirming egg sac | 7 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 10 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #99 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 8 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #106 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 7 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #131 | twitching claw | 25 |
| #1215 | unstable DNA | 27 |