| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #124 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 110 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #199 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #457 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #557 | awful poetry journal | 129 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #36 | beach glass necklace | 43 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #101 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #127 | crazy hobo notebook | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #602 | disturbing fanfic | 126 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #573 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #719 | fudgecule | 496 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #452 | gob of wet hair | 22 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #554 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #520 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #115 | little black book | 2 |
| #871 | lollipop stick | 4 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #32 | peace-sign necklace | 48 |
| #35 | phat turquoise bracelet | 51 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #230 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #104 | smellbook | 3 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4263 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #670 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #244 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #562 | useless powder | 177 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #266 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #217 | wumpus hair | 8 |