| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #124 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 110 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #198 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #456 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #557 | awful poetry journal | 129 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #36 | beach glass necklace | 43 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #128 | crazy hobo notebook | 3 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #602 | disturbing fanfic | 126 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #716 | fudgecule | 496 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #451 | gob of wet hair | 22 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #115 | little black book | 2 |
| #871 | lollipop stick | 4 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #32 | peace-sign necklace | 48 |
| #35 | phat turquoise bracelet | 51 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #104 | smellbook | 3 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #666 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #243 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #563 | useless powder | 177 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #215 | wumpus hair | 8 |