| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #504 | Dyspepsi grenade | 26 |
| #1624 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #322 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 65 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1295 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #127 | can of Red Minotaur | 38 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #20 | cast | 3,710 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #433 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #188 | diamond-studded cane | 43 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #233 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 4 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #782 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #829 | flaregun | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #235 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,000 |
| #80 | ice-cold fotie | 1,018 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #17 | jug-o-magicalness | 1,000 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #340 | kneecapping stick | 43 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #281 | mafia aria | 93 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #95 | penguin skin | 2,194 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #582 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #12 | skirt / kilt kit | 171 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1145 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #594 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #777 | stuffing | 11 |
| #189 | support cummerbund | 43 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #142 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #129 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #144 | yeti fur | 2,129 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |