| #1449 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #943 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #505 | Dyspepsi grenade | 26 |
| #1623 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #322 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 65 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1296 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #2375 | brick | 2 |
| #127 | can of Red Minotaur | 38 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #20 | cast | 3,710 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #435 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #189 | diamond-studded cane | 43 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #234 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 4 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #785 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #827 | flaregun | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #235 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,000 |
| #80 | ice-cold fotie | 1,018 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #17 | jug-o-magicalness | 1,000 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #341 | kneecapping stick | 43 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #280 | mafia aria | 93 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #95 | penguin skin | 2,194 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #586 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #13 | skirt / kilt kit | 171 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1144 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #593 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #779 | stuffing | 11 |
| #189 | support cummerbund | 43 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #143 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #132 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #144 | yeti fur | 2,129 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |