| #1074 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #757 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 10 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #689 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 24 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #316 | big boom | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #594 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #289 | depantsing bomb | 12 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #323 | felt | 25 |
| #248 | gas balloon | 32 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #572 | googly eye | 23 |
| #279 | green smoke bomb | 6 |
| #1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #944 | kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #594 | mafia aria | 34 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #186 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 23 |
| #1227 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #593 | nanite-infested candy cane | 21 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #556 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 30 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #851 | robotronic egg | 33 |
| #61 | sake bomb | 600 |
| #192 | sausage bomb | 8 |
| #538 | scroll of pasta summoning | 20 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #224 | tequila grenade | 24 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #82 | water pipe bomb | 1,181 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |