| #102 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2300 | Crimbuck | 15 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #751 | jerky coins | 12 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #139 | negative lump | 688 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #744 | ridiculous sandwich | 10 |
| #64 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #807 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1878 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #4508 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1912 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #3202 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4334 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5192 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #647 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #2479 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #4310 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4953 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4312 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #958 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #1470 | stuffed mink | 24 |
| #1761 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #3093 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2929 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #6911 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #3240 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1565 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1521 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #1870 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #143 | unidentified drink | 3 |