| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #52 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #50 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #514 | Knob mushroom | 7 |
| #844 | Knoll mushroom | 3 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 9 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 5 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #284 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 15 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 5 |
| #401 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 21 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #1524 | Valentine | 6 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #227 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #129 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #59 | donated booze | 431 |
| #111 | donated candy | 145 |
| #273 | donated food | 26 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #111 | eldritch alignment spray | 2 |
| #118 | eldritch dough | 5 |
| #46 | eldritch oil | 6 |
| #49 | eldritch rub | 3 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #548 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 15 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| 🥈 | fiberglass insulation | 171 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #182 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #116 | fried air | 1 |
| #607 | funky dried mushroom | 4 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #28 | gooified animal matter | 481 |
| #29 | gooified mineral matter | 525 |
| #28 | gooified vegetable matter | 490 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #417 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #314 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #494 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #335 | magical pony: Uniquity | 4 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #353 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #194 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #182 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #330 | spooky mushroom | 181 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #1801 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1969 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1920 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1798 | stuffed teddy butler | 16 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #1484 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |