| #626 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #88 | Frosty's frosty mug | 22 |
| #109 | Hodgman's blanket | 12 |
| #38 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 72 |
| #100 | Knob pasty | 6 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #114 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 13 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #4216 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #942 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #101 | canteen of wine | 191 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #449 | corpsedriver | 11 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #59 | cup of primitive beer | 106 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #647 | doll house | 7 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #443 | elven limbos gingerbread | 31 |
| #438 | elven moonshine | 25 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #122 | epic wad | 5 |
| #200 | extra-greasy slider | 12 |
| #55 | fancy canapés | 7 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #2803 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #1015 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #109 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 22 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #194 | knuckle sandwich | 121 |
| #290 | lewd playing card | 9 |
| #114 | milk of magnesium | 19 |
| #104 | mojo filter | 18 |
| #54 | munchies pill | 21 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #93 | prismatic wad | 106 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #87 | roasted marshmallow | 386 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #260 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 30 |
| #281 | slimy sweetbreads | 22 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #154 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 5 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1101 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1008 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1472 | unstable DNA | 17 |