| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #802 | mushroom fermenting solution | 9 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #64 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1558 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1212 | unstable DNA | 27 |