| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #269 | Chroner | 166 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #172 | Freddy Kruegerand | 19 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #6 | Hollandaise helmet | 7,220 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1134 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #411 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #704 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #567 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #521 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #727 | figurine of a sleek seal | 2 |
| #510 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #835 | filthy lucre | 39 |
| #628 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #180 | glass of herbal tequila | 5 |
| #326 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #194 | half of a gold tooth | 3 |
| #1609 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1254 | hobo nickel | 2 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #359 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #1138 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #62 | old sweatpants | 1,007 |
| #81 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #263 | s'more | 40 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #20 | saucepan | 7,490 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #422 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #36 | sealhide cloak | 2 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #70 | shimmering tendrils | 8 |
| #183 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #173 | sleeve deuce | 6 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #7 | spring | 15,500 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #110 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #99 | tainted seal's blood | 4 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #23 | vampire glitter | 19 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #185 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
| #190 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |