| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #865 | Crimbo candied pecan | 8 |
| #993 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #973 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1912 | Crimbuck | 53 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #146 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #228 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 24 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #575 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #88 | briny vinegar | 2 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1197 | chaos butterfly | 18 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #928 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #872 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #902 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1201 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #84 | fermenting powder | 93 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #282 | green candy heart | 96 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #246 | halfberd | 2 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #158 | leaf of grass | 2 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #924 | papaya | 2 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #409 | pink candy heart | 50 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #135 | popsicle stick | 15 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #388 | rave whistle | 3 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #202 | spangly mariachi pants | 2 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #102 | superamplified boom box | 9 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #351 | turtle pheromones | 9 |
| #935 | twinkly wad | 5 |
| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |