| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #203 | Boris's key lime pie | 5 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #24 | Climate Colada | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #245 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #254 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #745 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #281 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #1040 | disassembled clover | 12 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #977 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #388 | lime | 24 |
| #163 | llama lama gong | 28 |
| #333 | magical mystery juice | 24 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1708 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #497 | poutine | 5 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #978 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #980 | roll of toilet paper | 48 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #326 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #213 | star key lime pie | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #651 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |