| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #136 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 52 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #92 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #42 | Divine | 34 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1129 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #170 | El Vibrato power sphere | 7 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #332 | Ent cider | 24 |
| #201 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 4 |
| #81 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #64 | Gordon Bennett | 12 |
| #108 | Green Manalishi | 9 |
| #74 | Gummi-DNA | 24 |
| #715 | Imp Ale | 137 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #181 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 6 |
| #538 | Mad Train wine | 155 |
| #72 | Mae West | 22 |
| #110 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 67 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #74 | Mon Tiki | 31 |
| #93 | Neuromancer | 11 |
| #218 | New Zealand iced tea | 32 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #441 | Ram's Face Lager | 40 |
| #163 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 9 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #188 | Supernova Champagne | 35 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #70 | White Hyborian | 3 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #213 | a little sump'm sump'm | 14 |
| #211 | accidental cider | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #162 | backwoods screwdriver | 6 |
| #49 | bartender-in-the-box | 10 |
| #380 | battered Crimbo Crate | 30 |
| #72 | beefy fish meat | 13 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #392 | bilge wine | 29 |
| #130 | black & tan | 29 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #554 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #793 | bloody beer | 3 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #155 | bloody mary | 14 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #487 | blue plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #141 | boilermaker | 4 |
| #222 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 9 |
| #74 | bottle of Evermore | 16 |
| #85 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 70 |
| #462 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #251 | bottle of cooking sherry | 6 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #273 | bottle of popskull | 8 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #171 | boxed champagne | 11 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #532 | bugbear bungguard | 8 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #112 | calle de miel | 18 |
| #22 | can of Swiller | 394 |
| #678 | canteen of wine | 36 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #16 | clockwork staff | 3 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #788 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #346 | cream stout | 6 |
| #30 | cruelty-free wine | 255 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #64 | dew yoana lei | 2 |
| #190 | distilled fortified wine | 14 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #194 | dry martini | 2 |
| #60 | ducha de oro | 40 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #130 | electric snakebite | 2 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #105 | fine wine | 130 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #266 | flute of flat champagne | 33 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #186 | fuzzbump | 17 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #142 | gimlet | 5 |
| #66 | gin and tonic | 9 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #142 | glistening fish meat | 4 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #729 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #91 | grog | 34 |
| #152 | horizontal tango | 12 |
| #862 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 49 |
| #912 | ice-cold Willer | 20 |
| #635 | ice-cold fotie | 19 |
| #499 | ice-cold six-pack | 13 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #91 | junk yard | 1 |
| #94 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
| #647 | knuckle sandwich | 30 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #321 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #162 | legitimate business on the beach | 15 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #43 | lychee chuhai | 3 |
| #62 | mandarina colada | 17 |
| #161 | margarita | 14 |
| #168 | martini | 28 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #24 | melted Jell-o shot | 417 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #77 | monkey wrench | 41 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #125 | ocean motion | 20 |
| #789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #47 | old-fashioned | 27 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #142 | open sauce | 6 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #127 | painting of a glass of wine | 3 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #77 | papaya sling | 26 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #105 | perpendicular hula | 28 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #185 | pink pony | 17 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #968 | pixellated candy heart | 9 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #123 | prussian cathouse | 10 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #262 | red plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #431 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #66 | red red wine | 24 |
| #47 | red rum | 24 |
| #83 | redrum | 30 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #234 | rockin' wagon | 5 |
| #300 | roll in the hay | 5 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #35 | rum and cola | 93 |
| #115 | salinated mint julep | 7 |
| #407 | salty dog | 15 |
| #383 | salty slug | 3 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #148 | sangria | 7 |
| #162 | screwdriver | 14 |
| #75 | sham champagne | 7 |
| #130 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 4 |
| #270 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 13 |
| #261 | shot of orange schnapps | 14 |
| #48 | shot of rotgut | 32 |
| #442 | shot of tomato schnapps | 5 |
| #156 | slap and tickle | 21 |
| #100 | slick fish meat | 8 |
| #177 | slip 'n' slide | 10 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #405 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 18 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #106 | strawberry daiquiri | 46 |
| #29 | strawberry wine | 134 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #98 | tangarita | 7 |
| #107 | teqiwila slammer | 8 |
| #225 | tequila sunrise | 6 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #92 | tequila with training wheels | 16 |
| #27 | thistle wine | 285 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #136 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #101 | unquiet spirits | 18 |
| #1418 | unstable DNA | 19 |
| #70 | vodka and cranberry | 39 |
| #84 | vodka and tonic | 4 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #134 | vodka stratocaster | 5 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #120 | whiskey and cola | 21 |
| #313 | whiskey and soda | 2 |
| #41 | whiskey sour | 97 |
| #169 | white Canadian | 23 |
| #113 | white rice | 20 |
| #33 | white wine | 9 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |