| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #375 | BURT | 55 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #131 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #30 | fireman's helmet | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #278 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |